Weeing
Weeing by Ryan Harms September 18, 2005
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Weeding
A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021
Related Words
Weeing • weeding • Weeting • weening • Weezing • weeking • Weeping Angels • weeping willow • weding • Weebing
Weeting
Weeting is the most bad ass village in England. It is located in Norfolk and has some of the biggest Cunts you will ever meet, but you end up making them your best friends ever. It is also loacted near RAF Lakenheath. If you ever go to England, go here, it is only 2 hours away from London.
weezing the juice
sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying
weezing the juice by carie November 10, 2003
Weeping Angels
A terrifying creature, and deadliest of assasins; The weeping Angels are very old and without mercy. They are beautiful statues...when you can see them.
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.
If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.
Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.
If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.
Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).
Weeping Angels by ImzadiRose November 17, 2010
Self weeding cunt
Self weeding cunt by Pickyboots March 1, 2010
Weeping Cyclops
Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
Weeping Cyclops by BleuMoon February 5, 2010
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