weedlax

(verb) to reduce ones stress level by means of a couch sitting marathon whilst consuming copious amounts of marijuana

Since I didn't have to work this weekend, I spent all Saturday weedlaxing watching boob tube.

weedlax by caleb2845 February 23, 2011

Weedlationship

n. A relationship that forms focused around marijuana and cannabis culture. Partners in a weedlationship will often only hang out when there is dope to be smoked or when chillin with other stoners who may or may not be in their own weedlationships. Generally, it is uncommon to see members of a weedlationship doing anything other baking or walking somewhere to bake.

The strength of a weedlationship is directly affected by the quantity and quality of the cannabis the partners toke.

After several months of maintaining a strong weedlationship partners may begin to develop a "Weedlink." Symptoms of a Weedlink include: Finishing each others sentences, generating similar mental images when thinking creatively, or mutually agreeing without words that its time for another joint/bowl.

Some Weedlationships may form into fully fledged friendships or "weedships" but this is rare occurrence and will usually only take place when a weedlationship has lasted for many years or if the partners have a large number of mutual friends.

Weedlationships are the truest form of human, social interaction because all that matters to the individuals involved in one, is gettin high.

"We've burned like every day this month, our weedlationship is so strong!"

"Are you two dating?" "Nah, we're just in a weedlationship."

Weedlationship by StonedMason April 9, 2010

Weedwax 

n.
a young gay male, definatley white, who lives no where near compton and still has to ask his mom before he leaves the yard.

Jonny's friends asked him to come smoke pot, but he is such a weedwax that he stayed home and watched frasier with his moms.

Weedwax by jonnyhildo February 21, 2005

weedlexic 

a form of dyslexia that is only brought out under the influence of marijuana(term coined by steve and tristen)

i cant read this shit im too high im not dyslexic im weedlexic

weedlexic by steve and tris September 3, 2009

weelax 

To relax while your fuckn high as a kite

-Hey im going to weelax wit SEA
-Im gonna go weelax yadaimean?
-Lets go weelax in da bay
-When we going weelaxing
-Wanna go weelax? im jussay n tho
-Lets go thizz and weelax
-Yo when we gonna go listen to keak and go weelax
-Yo dre lets go weelax
-lets go weelax
-weelaxin is the way to go
-dont drink go smoke some purpe haze and weelax
-Lifes a bitch and then you die so go weelax while u can

weelax by SEA [A] July 19, 2005

weedfax 

The weed form of carfax.

My weed came from TJ Mexico, traded hands in New Jersey, was given to Fred in Albany NY, distributed to Phill in Rochester NY, then sold Billy and he smoked it. Billy had good weedfax.

weedfax by dogstarxxx August 30, 2010

weedlag 

Having thrown off your sleep cycle because you were too high.

When you smoke so much that you have to go to sleep at an unusual hour and you wake up jet lagged.

Man I was so high last night that I went to bet at 7pm and I woke up at 3PM and I was like 'man I slept so much my parents must have guessed I was stoned'... But turns out it was 3AM and I was just weedlagged.

weedlag by ynlk February 27, 2018