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Having thrown off your sleep cycle because you were too high.

When you smoke so much that you have to go to sleep at an unusual hour and you wake up jet lagged.
Man I was so high last night that I went to bet at 7pm and I woke up at 3PM and I was like 'man I slept so much my parents must have guessed I was stoned'... But turns out it was 3AM and I was just weedlagged.
weedlag by ynlk February 27, 2018
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I'm gonna get me some major weedage tonight!
weedage by blaze it up May 21, 2005

Weedlationship

n. A relationship that forms focused around marijuana and cannabis culture. Partners in a weedlationship will often only hang out when there is dope to be smoked or when chillin with other stoners who may or may not be in their own weedlationships. Generally, it is uncommon to see members of a weedlationship doing anything other baking or walking somewhere to bake.

The strength of a weedlationship is directly affected by the quantity and quality of the cannabis the partners toke.

After several months of maintaining a strong weedlationship partners may begin to develop a "Weedlink." Symptoms of a Weedlink include: Finishing each others sentences, generating similar mental images when thinking creatively, or mutually agreeing without words that its time for another joint/bowl.

Some Weedlationships may form into fully fledged friendships or "weedships" but this is rare occurrence and will usually only take place when a weedlationship has lasted for many years or if the partners have a large number of mutual friends.

Weedlationships are the truest form of human, social interaction because all that matters to the individuals involved in one, is gettin high.
"We've burned like every day this month, our weedlationship is so strong!"

"Are you two dating?" "Nah, we're just in a weedlationship."
Weedlationship by StonedMason April 9, 2010

Weedlight Saving Time

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :]
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve

Weedagasm 

An Orgasm during a smoke-up session.
That Was one Killer Weedagasm!
Weedagasm by DingBong February 26, 2009

Weedaginity 

The state of a human before he has smoked weed.That certian human can and should be recalled as LAME,BITCH(if we're talking about a male),religious or everything else that is insulting.
dude no 1:So what did you do last night?
dude no 2:oh it was great especially the part when i lost my weedaginity.
(verb) to reduce ones stress level by means of a couch sitting marathon whilst consuming copious amounts of marijuana
Since I didn't have to work this weekend, I spent all Saturday weedlaxing watching boob tube.
weedlax by caleb2845 February 23, 2011
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