weavell

is the god of tying shoelaces into a perfect bow.
he could be found underneath your coffee tables, couches, beds and in your wardrobe.
he has never been seen, so we don't actually know if he exists or not...

blast ended skank 1 : what an amazing weavell!
blast ended skank 2 : i know right?

weavell by dinosaurmuncher September 25, 2010

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

weazelle

noun. A different pronunciation of the word weasel, when using it to describe someone.

Alex: "Brozay, did Kev ever give you back the fifty dollars he owes you?"
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."

weazelle by stockman09 July 13, 2010

Weaveologist 

A professional person that can discover and cure your weave problems.

"Something is wrong with Crystal's weave, it is a hot mess."
"She need to go to a weaveologist."

Weaveologist by Modelicious Baby December 16, 2008

weavealicious 

Loves to wear LOTS of weave, and doesn't care if it looks real or not!

Janelle was baldheaded as a soccer ball yesterday, then came up in here today all weavealicious with hair down to her butt!

weavealicious by The Milster May 2, 2008

Weaveologist 

A stylist who specializes in hair extensions, aka weaves.

"That girl at The Studio is LA's finest weaveologist"

Weaveologist by JennLuck420 September 19, 2009

wavell 

A sexual act involving 8 or 10 gay men standing in a circle with guns, typically revolvers, whose barrels they have stuck in each others' asses. After counting to ten, all of them scream an explitive accompanied by "WAVELL!" before puling the triggers of the guns. Each man then finds himself having a unique sadistic and masochistic sexual experience in that: 1)they can see and feel their intestines on the backs of the man in front of them and 2)the guts of the man behind them have been sprayed onto their backs. As a result of this end outcome, most people can only claim to have participated in a "Wavell" once. Occasionally, however, participants in "Wavells" do survive to repeat the act.

"You think getting donkey-punched is bad? Try a Wavell, and then tell me what you think!"

wavell by Rambo April 7, 2005