A last man standing game played under the influence of strong narcotics or hallucinogens.
Each player needs 1 knife and 1 glow stick/necklace. Players are also recommended to wear footie pajamas.
Once each player has taken a drug is intoxicated, each player takes their knife, and the lights are killed. After this anything goes to kill your opponents, who can only be identified by their glow necklaces in the dark. After a set time, the lights are put back on, and the last person standing or alive is dubbed 'King of the Tizzle Wizzle Game.'
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).