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A town located on Lake Minnetonka and also part of the suburbs of Minneapolis, MN. Wayzata is known for being a very wealthy community as well as a thriving school district that attracts many from surrounding towns such as Maple Grove, Plymouth, Medina etc. The students attending the Wayzata School District are known to come from very wealthy families and tend to be rather snobby. This district is known for sporting the newest in classroom technology and has a great athletic programs in soccer, football, track and field and cross country. It is common to find a student driving a new or slightly used Audi, Hummer, Mustang, Jaguar, BMW, Infiniti, Corvette, Mercedes or a higher end of SUV. Wayzata Bay is also an attractive hangout for the people of Wayzata, having rumored to be piloted for an MTV series titled Wayzata Bay, much like Laguna Beach.
Yeah Wayzata is a bunch of cake eaters, but we're proud of it.
Wayzata by wayzatatrojan11 May 13, 2010
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A town of just under 5000 people, Wayzata is located on the beautiful Lake Minnetonka has the reputation of being rich, snobbish and overall stuck up. Although most attendants of Wayzata High School actually live in nearby Plymouth, Maple Grove, Delano, or other small towns, the parking lot is still filled with Hummers, Corvettes, BMWs, and other such expensive automobiles. Overall, if you aren't rich, beautiful and highly egotistical- this just isn't the town for you. And compared to Edina? Wayzata takes the cake-eaters title FOR SURE.
The Wayzata women's soccer team is yet to suck-- how many state champs do we have? Thats right...count um....
The Wayzata football team also does well, and tends to bring quite the crowd to the staduim.
Wayzata by TooBonkers September 14, 2006
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Stuck up white kids who think that their rich and think that they are superior (Wayzatan people)
Wayzata by Dougie G........ September 8, 2008

Wayzata High School

Although no one has definite proof; it is most likely a school run by Lizard People pretending to be human. It is where comedy comes to die and forced positivity thrives and flourishes. You will most likely end up eating a cheeseburger everyday but hey join the club. Speaking of clubs you have many, most of which you won’t have time for because of the piles of homework you will have to complete all night every night, but hey there’s Minecraft Club said no one ever, But trust me my child you will come to love it here... or at least the football games
Wayzata Student #1: “Welcome to Trojan Tv of Wayzata High School I’m your host Richard Fungus. Backpacks are now banned from The Expressway on behalf of some students trying to use them as payment items to buy the Sundae Poptarts

Wayzata Student #2: It’s Cloudy Outside

Wayzata High School

A school in the suburb Plymouth, Minnestota. It is known for its terrifying gang "The Goon Squad", its mascot which is named after the condom brand Trojan, and its abuse of over-the-counter medications.
Wayzata high school student #1:"Hey, I just stole some of my little sister's ADHD meds and shoplifted a shitload of nutmeg. Wanna go get high?"

Wayzata high school student #2:"Fuck yeah! Trojan pride!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026