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waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.
Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.
waxing the candle by HoeDurr June 1, 2006
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Waxing the candle

A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.
I was just waxing the candle.

waxing the candle stick

a oral position where

1)a women is lieing down on a bed with her head over the side, and her head is slanted backwards

2) the guy,while standing, aggresively shoves his dick into her mouth causing her to gag and/or puke

3) all substances fromm her mouth then slide up her face and down her hair
While alone, Josh was waxing the candle stick with alexa and ended up wiht a face covered in white fluids running down her hair
waxing the candle stick by jalb November 6, 2006

waxing the brass candlestick 

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf
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