Wavier

Extra wavy...wavy to the max. Being your own person, staying in your lane. Not worried about anyone else’s thoughts or actions.

“I like these pants, they are wavy but I think I need something wavier”

by Ya Guyzer November 13, 2019

Flag Waver

Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.

A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.

Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.

These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.

Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.

Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...

by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013

waiver day

A day that has the power to cancel school and nobody really knows or cares why.

Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.

by Confidante February 12, 2015

ASVAB Waiver

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.

I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..

by NoMotards December 16, 2011

Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.

Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

Waverlied

To have a really ugly childhood then turn into a drop dead sexy adult.

Selena Gomez was ugly in that show on Disney Channel .... but damn she sure waverlied! Shes so hot now!

by Lebbie Coone October 25, 2013

Waiver Wire Whore

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.

Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.

by Vinny Marlin February 20, 2009