(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")
If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed
intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided
hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.
In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the
pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.