(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")
If you want the wokest education in the North
American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.
In other
words, if you're looking for academic success here, you
will only succeed in getting your brain
fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.