waterbreath

A retard that makes the worst definitions.

Waterbreath: FUCK THOSE WOMEN WHO USE THE WORD "PICK ME". THEY JUST MAD CUZ THEY HATE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN

WOMENBREATH: PLZ PICK ME HOT WOMEN IM A VIRGIN AND IM TOO POOR TO AFFORD PROSTITUTE.

by Fackme February 20, 2024

waterbread

better sounding than "wonderbread" and "whitebread". Should be used as a synonym to those words. "Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences." Waterbread could be seen as worse than "wonderbread" and "whitebread" as soggy bread is bland af.

That blonde guy with blue eyes is such a waterbread. He's like the golden retriever of humans.

by Nowaterbreadallowed June 14, 2019

Waterbreaker

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.

He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"

by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006

Waterloo Waterbreaker

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.

Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...

by Devacurrent Motor August 6, 2008

Hot Dog Water Breath

Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.

Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?

by LargeDavid April 1, 2021