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heat up the water 

1. to get high
2. to have a plan 4 the day
1. a man if u got the money lets heat up the water
2. im bored as fuck wanna heat up the water
heat up the water by thetruth35 February 1, 2010

Run up the water

1) to tell the truth

2) to expose some one

3) tell out a secret no one knows about u or something else
Forget it! I'mma run up the water, he yelled out
I'mma run up the water. I'm a good person
Run up the water by Benben ten ten February 27, 2019

Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

pushing water uphill 

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.
literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.
pushing water uphill by earpuller January 19, 2006

Everything's coming up waters 

When everything's working out A-Okay!
"My new TV show is starting a new season, I have a party tonight, and my internet connection has been restored! Everything's coming up waters."