water tower
When a guy grabs his nuts at the base and pulls them out and away from his body, thus creating a shape resembling a water tower.
water tower by Ted Worthington October 7, 2005
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water tower bumb
A fat, hairy, creepy, old man with no teeth that is always smiling..... Oh ya and they live on water towers
water tower bumb by BedHead Tigi May 22, 2016
water tower navigation
navigating your way on a cross-country road trip using the water towers at various small towns, which bear the town names
According to that water tower we are currently in Pinewood City, New Scotland County, just as expected. If we get lost we can continue to use water tower navigation until we get back on track.
water tower navigation by RepublicofC May 28, 2015
Ypsilanti water tower
Ypsilanti water tower by TK2000 October 28, 2023
Polish Water Tower
A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.
Polish Water Tower by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020
derby kansas water tower
A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.
derby kansas water tower by nic7864 February 22, 2023
jimmys water tower
jimmys water tower by sasquach hair September 21, 2016
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