water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

water topper by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

Water Tapper 

When a man's penis hangs low in the toilet bowl, and touches the water below.

Man 1: "Good lord I had a water tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "You're dick is that long?"

Water Tapper by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

water-tipper

noun- when you take a dump and the tip of it touches the water

i screwed your mom last night after taking a water-tipper

water-tipper by darb43 April 4, 2007

Water Tapper 

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.

Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"

Water Tapper by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004