water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

Water Tapper

When a man's penis hangs low in the toilet bowl, and touches the water below.

Man 1: "Good lord I had a water tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "You're dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

water-tipper

noun- when you take a dump and the tip of it touches the water

i screwed your mom last night after taking a water-tipper

by darb43 April 4, 2007

Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.

Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021