Water my plants

A term used in place of a sexual act so you can hide it from one's patents.

Hey Skylar, you wanna water my plants this weekend?

Water my plants by SeymourButts96 October 3, 2016

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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

Water my plants by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

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Water my plants • water my crops • Water My Basil Plant • water my cat • Water My Chia • Water My Figs • water my hog • water my log • Water my melons • Water my spice garden

Water My Basil Plant

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.

I'm going to water my basil Plant

Water My Basil Plant by Amongusussus December 12, 2022

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