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Water Bottle Domination 

A Caucasian male performing an act of total domination towards a female. Domination in this definition is the sense of possessing one sexually. Because the female is getting totally dominated sexually, there is a constant state of squirting from them. In order to prevent dehydration, the female must continuously consume bottled water. Hence: Water Bottle Domination.
Dominant Caucasian Male: do a hand stand while I rail your poop shoot
Female: Yes Sir, Thank You Sir
Dominant Caucasian Male: Here is some bottled water for when I begin
(Water Bottle Domination begins)
(Female starts to drink bottled water while doing a hand stand)

Dropping the water bottle 

An alternative term to describe the action of masturbation. Specifically refers to the point of climax. Hence dropping a water bottle causes it's contents to "squirt" out the top.
Friend: "What took you so long?"
Me: "Sorry, I was dropping the water bottle."

Dirty water bottle 

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.
LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle

I don't even have your water bottle 

waterbottle appreciation day 

december 11th is waterbottle appreciation day. You take a moment to appreciate your waterbottle.
sophie: did you appreciate your waterbottle?
olivia: no. why?
sophie: its waterbottle appreciation day!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019