watab 

Abbreviation for the phrase, "what a bitch".

Used specifically in instances where people are ultra sensitive to the word "bitch".

Friend: I only eat vegan, organic, non-gmo, gluten-free meat simulant.

You: "Watab"

Sensitive friend: "This is fine."

watab by xredjokerx_ November 15, 2016

Watame 

A sheep who did nothing wrong

-"Watame wa warukunai yo ne~" (Watame's not at fault at all, right?) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Watame by Arsnova April 23, 2021

watamelon 

one of Tsunomaki Watame's nickname
used for describing (crazy goat in the melon)

I want to eat watamelon

watamelon by holosimp April 2, 2021

haruto watanabe 

haruto watanabe, bestest boy ever with ethereal visuals and attractive low tone rapper

has the ultimate adorable smile; a living angel and a dainty person of art

haruto watanabe best boy

haruto watanabe by lesyeuxharuto January 6, 2021

Watamote

A great and funny anime about social anxiety which is considered cringy but secretly a masterpiece

Person 1: I finally watched that Watamote anime
Person 2: Omg I relate to it so much

Person 1: Yeah same here it wasn't all that bad or cringy as people say it is

Watamote by ForcedLife July 11, 2017

Sowwy Watanabe 

The ultimate way to apologize. If you ever do anything wrong, the use of this phrase will guarantee your innocence/freedom.

Bro 1: Dude you just hit me with your car.
Bro 2: Sowwy Watanabe.
Bro 1: Oh alright bro. Wanna play some FIFA later?

Sowwy Watanabe by FrancHo Oh February 4, 2019

wasabi 

"Nuclear horseradish." An extremely spicy condiment of Japanese origin, made from the root of the wasabi plant, ranking just below uranium in terms of destructive potential. Allowing any more than twelve molecules of this pungent spice to touch your tongue will cause your head to explode. Well, it will feel like that anyway. When used correctly, good for cleaning out the sinuses and warding away unwelcome guests. Wasabi is available in paste or powder form.

Commonly used in sushi, but also in various other dishes including sashimi, or to flavor udon, soba, ect. Keep away from the eyes. Do not inhale. Do not attempt to feed to pets. If you exceed the recommended dosage (approx 1/4 teaspoon) seek medical help immediately, lest your intestines disintegrate.

Much of the 'wasabi' available in European nations and the Americas is total crap and isn't much spicier than pepper. You'll know it's the real stuff when you start breathing flames and your appendix explodes.

wasabi by Lapideus January 26, 2005