warrior chic

A Warrior Chic is a woman who is not afraid to fight in battle herself, not just command from a distance. Forceful and resourceful, this woman lives the "Warrior Ethos" and has a solution for every problem. True to the divine feminine spirit she can also be tender and peace-loving. Strong, intelligent and brave, these warrior women offer another reason for girls “to want to be girls”.

It's not all brains and beauty a warrior chic has he courage to take charge.
That warrior chic just kicked his ass.

by femme fortunatus January 17, 2018

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008