Warm Milk 

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.

All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.

Warm Milk by Das Milkman October 15, 2018

Warm Milk 

(v) (1)to Wank, rub one out, Jerk off, diddle or masturbate furiously during about of insomnia as to work up the heart rate and therefore exhaust oneself to sleep. (2) The superficially selfless act of servicing a restless partner to actually ensure a better sleep for oneself. Pacification through ejaculation.

(n) Late night oral sex to end a disappointing evening. How one puts the baby to bed.

The motherfucker kept crying so I gave him a warm milk to shut him up.

I was not feeling him but then he starts warm milking me. Next thing you know, I'm waking up with my thumb in my mouth.

Warm Milk by KprettyfromChicagoCity January 27, 2012

Warm Milk Comics 

A web comic created by Ralphy Suarez.

Ralphy: I have a new strip up. *PIMP* *PIMP* go to www.warmmilkcomics.com. *END OF PIMP*

Warm Milk Comics by lil_sexpie April 27, 2004

Salty warm milk

It's cum

Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT

Salty warm milk by [NAME REDACTED] March 11, 2021