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Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.
When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.
war-torn by Cold Roll November 7, 2018
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War-torn Bowl 

The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.
Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.

Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.
War-torn Bowl by Rybread93 January 15, 2025

Wartorn Beaver

An old crotchity snatch that has been through alot. Weathered by alot of usage. Also can be used as a derogitory term to describe someone.
Boy that Bill Duer sure is a Wartorn Beaver.

His girlfriend sure does have a weird looking wartorn beaver in between him legs.
Wartorn Beaver by Bill Duer March 10, 2007
Wartorn is one of the lesser life forms on this planet
It's species is fat and very lazy
Example 1. Padram is of the wortorn family
I rest my case
wartorn by Drone January 27, 2004