War-torn Bowl

The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.
Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.

Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.
by Rybread93 January 15, 2025
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war-torn

Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.
When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.
by Cold Roll November 08, 2018
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