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another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.

guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom

guy: I'm bored

girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue

want a cookie by Cookie Lady September 12, 2009

Words you can keep

Want A Cookie

What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)

David B.:(Staring)

Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!

David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!

Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*

Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Want A Cookie by KhaShea D. Harris AKA Kmicky February 20, 2009

Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

Want a cookie? by danthaman15 June 22, 2009

Want a cookie?

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.

Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today!
Tim: Wow, want a cookie?

Want a cookie? by EdY May 14, 2004

Want a cookie?

The nice way to say, I like you, but i don' t care. At all.

Girl 1: I saw our French teacher today!

Girl 2: Wow, want a cookie?

Girl 1: Sure, what kind?

Want a cookie? by loios November 22, 2011

Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

Want a cookie? by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

You want a cookie?

A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.

Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.

Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?

You want a cookie? by letmenot October 16, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026