Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
by danthaman15 June 22, 2009
Get the Want a cookie? mug.Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.
by EdY May 14, 2004
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Get the Want a cookie? mug.another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
by Cookie Lady September 12, 2009
Get the want a cookie mug.What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)
David B.:(Staring)
Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!
David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!
Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*
Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!
David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!
Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*
Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
by KhaShea D. Harris AKA Kmicky February 20, 2009
Get the Want A Cookie mug.A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.
Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!
Me: Want a cookie?
Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
Me: Want a cookie?
Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
by Dosso90 July 20, 2025
Get the Want a cookie? mug.A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
by letmenot October 16, 2010
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