wannabe hoe

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A female who wishes to be a hoe, but is not attractive enough and does not get any dick. She generally wears toddler-sized pants to show off her non-existant cardboard ass.

“Her? She’s too ugly to be a hoe, she’s a wannabe hoe.”

wannabe hoe by urmomgayxd October 12, 2017

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Wannabe Hoe

A wanna be hoe is the worst type of hoe there is. A wanna be hoe portrays herself as a sex demon , is besties with all the local strippers, is getting naked at the bar, but when it comes to actually participating in “hoe activity” she isn’t about that life.

Oh you’re just a wannabe hoe

Wannabe Hoe by Kenziekayyy May 31, 2021

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Wannabe hoe

Two guys named Mitchell and Troy.

Mitchell and Troy aren’t hoes, they are wannabe hoes.

Wannabe hoe by Mk2022 November 15, 2018

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Wannabe hoes

People who won't to be your hoes but you won't let them.

she's such awannabe hoesbecause She keeps trying to get with me but I won't let her

Wannabe hoes by Jamesone97 August 15, 2017

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WannabeJoeWeller53

A person who owns two Gucci items and a pair of Yeezy's whilst flexing on other people about it

"I just can't keep referring to him as wannabejoeweller53 for the entire video, let's just call him Craig"

"Yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy"

WannabeJoeWeller53 by Broderprick June 12, 2018

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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