wankwizzle

To masterbate several times (4+) in quick sucsession (within 25 minutes) to become a 'wankwizzler' part of an elite few.

Random Man:Yeah baby, I wankwizzled my way up the wankwizzle chain to become a wankwizzler idol!
Man with a mullet: one day, may I be great enough to join these few heros....

by Shitballs July 12, 2004

Wagwizzle

Derived from 'wagwan'
A way to say 'how are you'
Specifically used by ultra racists and sex offenders
from the language of the apes

Wagwizzle kids, take off your clothes!
'Ooh ooh ah ah wagwizzle monkey man'
Wagwizzle pal im gonna shit in your mouth

by emygetoutofmyroom March 15, 2024