wankstaroni & cheese

the origins of this word have been clouded in mystery but there is solid proof it has been introduced by a homosexual(s). for example daniyal is known to be a culprit . it means " to have sex with a black man while covered in cheese"

daniyal, where did all the the cheese whiz go? oh i used it all, i had a wankstaroni and cheese last night

wankstaroni & cheese by john smitty March 4, 2005

wankstaroni & cheese

A tasty dish, prepared primarily with wanksters such as arjun.
Wankstaroni & cheese only tastes good with the desired mix of desi and white-ness.

Best Served Hot, for Eleni's sake.

Mmm... mmm... bitch! This wankstaroni & cheese is da shiznit!

wankstaroni & cheese by Downhill Denial March 3, 2005

Wankatronic 

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008

Wankstrosity 

Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"

"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"

Wankstrosity by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021

wankstainian 

Biggest wankstain from the country of wankerstain. Is also Scientifically known as the definition of wankstains the biggest wankstains of all wankstains. No one is as much of a retard than a wankstainian.

“Kellie is sucker a wankstainian”

wankstainian by BossmanoftheUK March 9, 2023