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Nopptimistic

The feeling of optimism that you feel when you have belief in Danny Noppert to win a game of darts. It’s a sense of blind confidence, a faith like no other, which usually leads to an excruciatingly painful loss.
“Bro, did you see Noppert is facing Mickey Mansell in the Grand Slam, I’m feeling a little Nopptimistic about that!”
*the next day*
“Yeah, so about that, Noppert lost 10-7 to Mickey fucking Mansell. What is the point in this life. My Nopptimism always comes back to bite me”
by skinnotheskank October 6, 2025
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Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022
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