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shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick
it would hurt to get shank wanked.
shank wanker by Ice September 8, 2003

Wankerstank

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008

Wankerchank 

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.
Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...

wankerspank 

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.
bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank
wankerspank by caitling March 21, 2007

Wankeshank 

Georgia looks under the table - raivis what you doing?

Raivis - pretending to wank

Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you

The whole table - wankeshank YEET
Wankeshank by Yayeetingbitch November 29, 2018

wankerstanker 

Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!
wankerstanker by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019