wanker shank
wanker shank by the Damon8r January 10, 2009
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shank wanker by Ice September 8, 2003
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Wankerstank
Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008
Wankerchank
A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.
Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...
Wankerchank by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010
wankerspank
someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.
bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank
wankerspank by caitling March 21, 2007
Wankeshank
Georgia looks under the table - raivis what you doing?
Raivis - pretending to wank
Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you
The whole table - wankeshank YEET
Raivis - pretending to wank
Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you
The whole table - wankeshank YEET
Wankeshank by Yayeetingbitch November 29, 2018
wankerstanker
wankerstanker by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019
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