wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

Wankerstank

A stinky whore with a fishy vagina

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine

by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008

Wankerchank

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.

Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...

by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010

wankerspank

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.

bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank

by caitling March 21, 2007

Wankeshank

Raivis bilands coz why not

Georgia looks under the table - raivis what you doing?

Raivis - pretending to wank

Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you

The whole table - wankeshank YEET

by Yayeetingbitch November 29, 2018

wankerstanker

Pretty much every insult in one.

Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!

by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019