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wanker shank by the Damon8r January 10, 2009
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Wankerstank
Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008
Wankerchank
A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.
Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...
Wankerchank by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010
wankerspank
someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.
bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank
wankerspank by caitling March 21, 2007
Wankeshank
Georgia looks under the table - raivis what you doing?
Raivis - pretending to wank
Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you
The whole table - wankeshank YEET
Raivis - pretending to wank
Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you
The whole table - wankeshank YEET
Wankeshank by Yayeetingbitch November 29, 2018
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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