wank up

Wank up is the art of wanking yourself awake first thing in the morning.

Dude I need to wank up before I get out of bed

by violet_ultra June 22, 2014

Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it

"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"

by TheBurntJew January 07, 2017

Wank-Up Call

The act of standing above a female shortly before her alarm clock goes off and masturbating furiously. Just before her alarm goes off, you unleash all over her face in order to rise her from her slumbers.

My girl always sets her alarm earlier than she wants to get up and hits the snooze, so this morning I gave her a wank-up call to make sure she didn't keep sleeping.

by decimati October 15, 2008

Wank-up Call

The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person

I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.

by Electronicks February 14, 2017

Danger Wank-up Call

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"

Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."

by Brocuzz July 08, 2011

wank it up

to go into a club and masturbate with a group of people (london slang)

I was walkin down to the club - and a group of sheilas was wankin it up right in public.

by davido jameson July 21, 2005

Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 11, 2020