wank wank wank

An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.

Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.

Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

by wanker3 November 5, 2010

Wank Wank

The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy

Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*

by Broham May 9, 2018

wank wank

1. When a man gets against a woman and starts doing dry-humping motions back and forth and saying "wank wank".

1. The act of sex.

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for a little wank wank?

by mandas January 27, 2007

wank-wank

A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank, spit on him, then insult his backpack.

K-Fed is such an effing wank-wank.

by Jillian Effing Camink September 19, 2006

Wankful

When an event or period of time consists of significant amounts of masturbatory activity.

I had a very wankful weekend

by Obi-Wanky Nobi January 8, 2019

wankness

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire

John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.

by subnet zero January 15, 2009

Wank

1. A slang term for masturbation that originated in Britain.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.

1)

A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"

2)

A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."

by EvilFruitPie April 25, 2011