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Wandalations 

A rule of directive made and maintained by lifeaswanda.
“Never trust a pussy ass bitch”
-wandalations 6:14
Wandalations by Lifeaswanda December 25, 2019
usually a name that a person that has a tempor from time to time. But loves the crap out of some one when they really need. And also will protect them from harm.
your soul mate that will live with you forever til death. thats a wandall for yah.
wandall by edurd August 4, 2008

Wandellahole 

(a circular or U shaped opening at the top of privy)
For warmth the cold-climate-ramp-version comes
equipped with a thick covering of hair & wand-flush.

(a place at the airport where a wandelloth will hide
during quick-turns while everyone else is working)

(a fine piece of china where a wandelloth will dine)
"all that work went down the" Wandellahole"
Wandellahole by alb12 May 10, 2010

Wandella 

The man who works at the airport who parks all the airplanes.
Look Wandella is going to park another airplane. Someday I hope to be a wandella
Wandella by Ron Chee July 19, 2009

Wandellacabra 

(a creature resembling a woolly mammoth and a chupacabra. Translated literally from Spanish as "work-sucker-outer." The Wandellacabra travels to airports
the world over sucking the work ethic out oframpers
Many believe Wandellacabra and Wandellasquitoman
are one in the same. Many believe its extra-terrestrial)
After noticing the ramper doing nothing but parking all
the planes all day long at the airport, the GM ordered the
ramper to Concentra for an exam. Tests later revealed
the ramper had been bitten by a wandellacabra The diagnosis was Wandellacabranucleosis
Wandellacabra by jimminee May 11, 2010

wapdallager 

Jake is a wapdallager
wapdallager by madgreer December 19, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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