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walrus' walnuts 

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.
After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.
walrus' walnuts by giraffe-o October 12, 2012
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Evil Walrii Protests 2010 

The Evil Walrii Protests taking place in a large city in what is known of as "Canada", were sparked by a widely (and inaccurately) publicized meeting of "world leaders" when it became known that these "leaders" are actually robots set up to do the bidding of the Evil Walrii.

Protesters are angered and frightened at the growing reign of the Evil Walrii which reside under what is known of as "Canada". Rumor has it the Evil Walrii intend to rise up and take over the world in earnest, showing the world their real (and hideous) faces. This would break the truce agreement the Evil Walrii made with the Vikings under Norway after their last war in 1675. They both had agreed to cease their fighting and retreated underground, though both groups have long been plotting a way to rise back up and defeat each other.

Some say it is the Former Sir. James that is behind the Evil Walrii Protests, and that he both revealed that the leaders were really robots, and organized the protests. Sightings of Gosling Army soldiers among the protesters seem to support this.

If the Evil Walrii do rise up and come to a war with the Vikings under Norway the human race will be annihilated or enslaved, depending on who wins, and either way the human reign would come to an end (though some argue it pretty much already has).
The Evil Walrii Protests 2010 are surprisingly tame considering how violent and riotous daily life is in "Canada".

Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.

Walrus Shuffle 

A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.
I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.

Overenthusiastic Walrus

When a woman is giving oral to two guys at the same time standing on either side of her, facing inwards. The two men's phallic appendages give the appearance of the woman having tusks which results in comedic appearance.
That boy, Shrez, loved to give a mean Overenthusiastic Walrus.

Sad Walrus 

A man that has a walrus mustache and is always sad no matter what the situation. For Example CoolPenguin from Caffeine.
The Sad Walrus is not laughing at the funniest videos.