walmartcreature 

a mysterious creature that emerges from Walmart every ten years to take the lost children in the toy aisle. Then those children become walmartcreatures.

Hey! Have you heard that 36 more children have been taken by the walmartcreature?

walmartcreature by walmartcreature January 8, 2021

Walmart Creature 

A 600 pound whale of a person fused to a small scooter that goes regularly for food at the Mcdonald's. A shotgun blast to the face fixes these things.

I nearly got run over by one of those Walmart Creatures, Alex. Dammit.

Walmart Creature by The Jigga man September 20, 2004

Walmart Creature 

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.

Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.

Walmart Creature by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

Walmart Creature 

one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.

"have a sticker!"
"no thank you, walmart creature"

Walmart Creature by azigabnsla June 30, 2006

Walmart Creature 

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

Walmart Creature by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018