wallychops

British slang portmanteau of "wally" (a stupid person) and "mutton-chops" (sideburns facial hair), especially when referring to a pompously-bearded narcissistic authority figure with a stick up their arse.

"Sgt. Wallychops is an absolute plonker!" (said of a dimwitted traffic constable)

by Bezzle Bedeviled February 21, 2020