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One eye willy 

The act of having one eye closed and cheesin like a bitch, whilst under the influence of that sticky icky. The word orginated in BTOWN by two ripped up potheads
Doing that one eye willy!
You were definitely doing the one eye willy last nite
One eye willy by TCapp November 14, 2010

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

One-eye-willy 

A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
Dang girl i'm going to make you look like One-eye-willy
One-eye-willy by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017

Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye 

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.
I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.
Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye by Cologino September 11, 2009

willy pete and brown eye 

when a male goes in the nude; the showing of the male genetalia and anus; skinny dipping
Jimmy Hat and Peter Dong went all willy pete and brown eye on Sloppy Joseph.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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