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When a male masturbates for hours on end, his penis will heat up. this will make his semen warmer. because heat rises, if this person ejaculates and their semen is warm enough, the semen will travel farther than normal. if this semen hits the wall, it is called a 'wall nut.'
sorry mom I dont know how to get it out its my wall nut
wall nut by c1icken January 10, 2018
when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.
wall nut by anonymous November 12, 2020

Primal wall-nut 

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.
Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!
Primal wall-nut by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020

california wall nut 

You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on
Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.

nut wall 

a wall of nuts
Look over there. All you see is a nut wall.
nut wall by IloveBuddha April 6, 2011

Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.
It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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