walks on water 

A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus

Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!

Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?

Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..

walks on water by Anal Penetration By Forcce August 5, 2011

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

walk on water 

1. Greatest thing ever.
2. Insult, used to make fun of obsessed people.

Based off the fact that Jesus walked on water.

I love him so much, he can walk on water.

I know he can walk on water, but shut up about him. No one cares.

walk on water by invisible February 2, 2004

Walk on water 

Dry ice

You can walk on water for 1 tonne of dry ice

Walk on water by Cody5050 January 29, 2022