walking buttfuck 

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

walking buttfuck by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

waking up at buttfuck 

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

waking up at buttfuck by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017