wake and spank

to masturbait as soon as you wake up

a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then

by brianfixxx September 28, 2008

Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.

Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."

by pothead86 August 21, 2009