wake and spank

to masturbait as soon as you wake up
a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then
by brianfixxx August 03, 2008
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Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.
Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."
by pothead86 August 21, 2009
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