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waiting game 

This term is used to describe the process of waiting for something you wish to obtain/achieve (usually drugs).
Have you heard back from Bob on the weed hookup?
No, I'm still playing the waiting game!
waiting game by MustangGT September 26, 2005

waiting game 

A game that's best if you wait for it to be better.
I like the look and feel of Battlefield 2042, but from what I've heard, it's just another waiting game.
waiting game by ballsack doodoofart November 30, 2022

The Waiting Game 

The point where a guy/girl hopelessly waits for the one person that would want to be in a relationship. There's no point of flirting, you just do nothing. It's like a fisherman with the pole in the water, with no hook or bait. This mostly happens to nice guys who girls want so badly, yet sticks around with the jerks. Or even the shyguy who doesn't even try. Also, the game can be triggered by entering the friend zone.
He starting the Waiting Game when his crush friend zoned him.
The Waiting Game by thelonelyone420 October 18, 2013

The Waiting Game 

A game where guys (or sometimes girls) usually in college or at football camp, etc. show their genitals to each other in various formations. When one guy looks at another's genitals, he is called gay or a fag (or both) and is then kicked. How many times he is kicked dependeds on the formation of the genitals.
Guy#1: Hey dude, look at this
Guy#2: What . . . awww sick man
Guy#1: Aha faggot!
Guy#2: What was that, the batwing?
Guy#1: Yea dude, thats three kicks
Guy#2: Fuck the Waiting Game
The Waiting Game by Phreaky Phil September 15, 2009

Playing the waiting game 

To disguise oneself as a tampon, and lie in wait.
And now, I'm playing the waiting game.

writing game

competitive literary battle between two or more creative writers that turns words into weapons in an attempt to get fucked up.
The lovechild had between writing prompts and drinking games played at nerd parties and frat parties, respectively.
"BRAAAAHHHHH how many different ways can you rewrite this cliche?"
"Like, as in, a writing game duuuude?"
"Braaahh, why'd you say that line, it's dumb!!!!"
"Duuude, because UD made us write the name of the thing we were giving an example for in the example proper!!!!"
"Isn't that like writing a story about being dead but requiring there to be a dead person in it?... Seems a bit simplistic and underwhelming."
"You know what's simplistic?"
"I don't know, ask your Mom."
"BHAAAAAAAAR. You got me fucker! but you still didn't give another variation of a cliche! DRINK!!!!!!!"
writing game by Jtreemenot August 11, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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