Waitext

The feeling you get while waiting for someone to text you back.

I’ve been stuck in waitext all day—why won’t they reply?

by gogi07 September 8, 2025

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Waitext

The feeling you get while waiting for someone to text you back.

"I’ve been stuck in waitext all day—why won’t they reply?

by gogi07 September 8, 2025

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witextic

A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.

SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!

Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!

SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?

by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010

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Waitertude

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.

Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!

by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010

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