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witextic
A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.
SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
witextic by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010
Waitertude
When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waitertude by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010
Waitertress
Your roommate being an angel and balancing your million and one dirty dishes to help you clean your room.
Look at me, being a waitertress
Waitertress by Siren Fantasy May 24, 2020
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)