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witextic
A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.
SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
witextic by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010
Waitertude
When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waitertude by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010
Waitertress
Your roommate being an angel and balancing your million and one dirty dishes to help you clean your room.
Look at me, being a waitertress
Waitertress by Siren Fantasy May 24, 2020
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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