Waitext 

The feeling you get while waiting for someone to text you back.

I’ve been stuck in waitext all day—why won’t they reply?

Waitext by gogi07 September 8, 2025

Waitext 

The feeling you get while waiting for someone to text you back.

"I’ve been stuck in waitext all day—why won’t they reply?

Waitext by gogi07 September 8, 2025

witextic 

A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.

SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!

Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!

SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?

witextic by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010

Waitertude 

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.

Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!

Waitertude by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010

Waitertress 

Your roommate being an angel and balancing your million and one dirty dishes to help you clean your room.

Look at me, being a waitertress

Waitertress by Siren Fantasy May 24, 2020