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witextic
A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.
SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
witextic by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010
Waitertude
When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waitertude by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010
Waitertress
Your roommate being an angel and balancing your million and one dirty dishes to help you clean your room.
Look at me, being a waitertress
Waitertress by Siren Fantasy May 24, 2020
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026