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witextic
A person with a complete inability to detect sarcasm, irony, or any other form of subtle wit in text.
SarcasticLiberal: Hey, did you see Glenn Beck today? He is one astute observer of American politics. He should run for president!
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
Witextic: What? Glenn Beck is a total fucktard!
SarcasticLiberal: No shit Sherlock, what are you witextic?
witextic by kellygirl2968 August 28, 2010
Waitertude
When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waiter: Yes you can.
Man: But it says I can't on the menu...
Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!
*waiter leaves*
Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
Waitertude by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010
Waitertress
Your roommate being an angel and balancing your million and one dirty dishes to help you clean your room.
Look at me, being a waitertress
Waitertress by Siren Fantasy May 24, 2020
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.