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wagon dragon 

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.
wagon dragon by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.
They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

dragon wagon 

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.
dragon wagon by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

dragon wagon 

a tow truck cause it drags the car behind him
watch out in the right lane theres a dragon wagon hooking up a car
dragon wagon by cujo249 February 22, 2011

dragon wagon 

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.
dragon wagon by Ian Chode February 24, 2004
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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