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wagon dragon

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

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Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.

Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!

Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.