waffle head

A term of USAF origination used to describe the injury caused by a heavy steel grate at the top of the crew entry door ladder which gives access to the cockpit of military KC-135 aircraft. The grate serves as part of the cockpit floor when in the horizontal position and prevents falls through the crew entry door opening while the aircraft is on the ground. Crew members gain access to the aircraft by climbing a removable ladder about 15 feet and pushing the grate, which is hinged, vertical to a point where it is secured in the vertical position by a spring tension hook. When the spring has become weakened or a crew member is careless about ensuring that the grate is locked into position, the grate can fall back to the horizontal position... usually onto the head of the crew member who is attempting to advance into the aircraft. The "gridiron" construction of the grate produce wonderful waffle-like welts and/or lacerations on the head of the victim.

A1C Bolen: TSGT Calhoon got a mean wafflehead last night, found her passed-out by the nose gear, looks like she fell all the way down the crew entry chute.

SrA Riggs: Hope she's alright, I was hoping to get drunk enough to fuck her again this weekend.

A1C Bolen: Why get drunk? Give yourself a waffle head and you'd be ready to fuck the whole squadron.

SrA Riggs: (chuckle), Word...

by Jetlxix January 17, 2007

Waffle head

Some one addicted to codeine cough syrup,tussionex or hycodan. Come from the fact they often spill it on themselfs. IE: syrup on waffles. Older saying common to Pittsburgh.

Those waffle heads can get so sloppy at times. I had to put the lid back on David's and stick it in his pocket or it would be gone.

by John N Toxey February 18, 2008

waffle head

n.- a person with a head that when viewed from the side, is oval and elongated.

John F. Kerry has a waffle head.

by Andy Mack July 8, 2005

Head in a Waffle

to have sex. Esp. Cowgirl Position.

Originating at Wagner College on due to the "waffled" ceiling design intended to reduce noise. Small rooms meant beds were often bunked. To put one's "Head in a Waffle" means to have sex on the top bunk.

Pete: "Christine is hot."
Jim: "Yeah I'd like to put her head in a waffle."

by WaffleMaka April 26, 2010

waffle headed

To be shot in the head by the predator's spear gun. Refering to the way the aiming dots look on the targets head.

Fuck man, the Predator jumped outa the trees and waffle headed that motherfucker! What you talking about? It ain't lookin like no god damned waffle. STFU That's what they all say, before they die.

by Tex April 9, 2003

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

waffleheart

Handmade and perfectly baked.
Virtually unbreakable but also perfect in taste, experience and all that is good
Also known as "<#"

Person 1: You're cute <3
Person 2: No you <#
Person 1: Awwww, a waffleheart.

by doomofmankind September 17, 2013