waffle colored

Light-skinned.

Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".

by CakeCakeCakeCake October 23, 2013

Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010