waffle cake

a load of bullshit that someone may tell you about themselves or other people.

Friend:yo what did you do today?
Moe:yeh you wont believe what happend i got into this fat beef and then i found this gat next to me so i shot one of the guys.
Friend:Allow you and you waffle cake.

by gedi January 5, 2007

wafflecakes

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

wafflecake

crazy oral sex.

Instead of going to eat with a friend, Cassie went with alby to make wafflecakes.

by peanutcrack2000 December 9, 2008

Wafflecakes

A young woman who is usually Indian and lives in Canada. Commonly, she is very sexy and says faggot with a retarded accent. She has very nice boobies and is always pretty, even when she says shes not. She has bad online habits and is very naive sometimes.. but shes smart too.

Girl: What's football?
Boy: Don't be silly, wafflecakes.

by Fagbear February 24, 2011

wafflecake__

wafflecake__ is a user on tiktok who is very cool and is anti cisgender (she hates those damn cissies)

"do u know who aubrey is?"
"is thsi a dn joke 🙁"
"no im talking ab famous trans tiktoker wafflecake__"

by alfiieclaw2 October 19, 2021

wafflecake__

the cutest bitc ummm so funny likes omoori (its abt vore??) um um um and fucken bitc on tiktok its my gf anf st ugf owowowowowo idk shes fruity

vagina wafflecake__

by arminsussio October 19, 2021