waddleknock

To hit someone with a dick so hard on the forehead that they are sexually attracted to inanimate objects and have alzheimer's.

My friend was waddleknocked two days ago and has since been grinding sexually on ovens and sink handles.

by masterwaddleknocker December 15, 2014

waddlebock

Anything that annoys you and makes you want to poke them in the eye with your pointer finger.

Caiyln can be such a waddlebock when she screams.

by Drwhoisawesome February 5, 2014