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To hit someone with a dick so hard on the forehead that they are sexually attracted to inanimate objects and have alzheimer's.
My friend was waddleknocked two days ago and has since been grinding sexually on ovens and sink handles.
by masterwaddleknocker December 15, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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