w.a.f.e. 

Warm And Fuzzy Effect

So much w.a.f.e. when I see you.

w.a.f.e. by marshmelow August 23, 2009

W.A.F.E. 

Pronunciation: \ˈwāf\
Function: verb

Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.

In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.

In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".

Elwood - Damn! I hate that electronics store! That place is a mess and you can't get anybody to help you find anything, and when you do their clerks are retards! The store reeks like a locker room. And, not only that...

Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!

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Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!

Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.

W.A.F.E. by WilsonicBoom October 11, 2009

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

W.A.F.F.L.E. 

Wipped As Fuck For Life Eh

That guy is such a W.A.F.F.L.E.

W.A.F.F.L.E. by Hampton Dumont Kid November 21, 2010

N.S.E.F.A.W

Not.Seeing.Ella.For.A.Week
when a guy blows you off and your name is Ella

“Man hes definitely gonna have N.S.E.F.A.W syndrome.”

N.S.E.F.A.W by duckdick1234 December 6, 2019

i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e 

I just want to be with her for all eternity

Yh I really like her. I.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e

i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e by Definitionnnn September 13, 2020

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