Vystopia is the anguish of being
vegan in a non-
vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
-
Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being
veganIf somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be
vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not
vegan.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.