vuldewart

a chick with a genital wart infested vulva. sounds like voldemort

"don't sleep with that Vuldewart, she's trying to turn your cock over to the dark, spotty side."

by mjjg October 29, 2007

Voldetart

A person so toxic, they must not be named.

Jada Pinkett Smith is the ultimate Voldetart.

by Anya Christina Harris April 2, 2022

Voldemart

A chain of department stores started in the eighth Harry Potter book by the evil Lord Voldemort under a pseudonym. Specialises in cursed Muggle artefacts.

(SPOILER ALERT:) voldemort's ghost returns as a sheep and opens up a chain of stores- 'voldemart', attempting to take over the world via consumerism.

Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?
Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.

by SeveraVanPoe May 1, 2009

Valdemart

Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort.

I'm going shopping at Valdemart.

by M. Brian June 11, 2006

Voldewart

A facial Wart/Mole that shall not be acknowledged, in order to avoid upsetting the owner.

A) 'Hey, did you meet up with my friend Jane in the end?'
B) 'Yeah! You should have mentioned she had a Voldewart though, I couldn't stop staring at it and she got upset...'

by cle47 September 26, 2018