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vuhjungle 

"I need to shave, my vuhjugle is out of control"
vuhjungle by Kim November 5, 2001
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vajungle gym

a warm, moist, playground; commonly referred to as a pussy.
I love to play on my woman's vajungle gym.
vajungle gym by littleton September 15, 2006
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a vagina with unkept or poorly maintained pubic hair.

Combination of the words Vagina and Jungle.
Last night I went down on this girl, and it turned out she had a vajungle. I have been pulling hairs out of my teeth all day.
Vajungle by James Pullan March 20, 2005
Q: Did you see that girls bikini? There's hair flying all over the place...

A:Yeah dude. Its a Vajungle in there...
VaJungle by $P!N December 13, 2010
An impenetrable, probably sloopy, vagina in a state of extreme overgrowth. Accompanied by oppressive and possibly deadly humidity level and dankness. Likened to the triple canopy jungles of southeast asia.
Dude 1: Man, what's that gnarly stench?
Dude 2: Oh, I just hacked my way out of a pretty rough vajungle. Take my beer goggles away, bro.
vajungle by Thomas Anstaafl April 9, 2008
An extremely hairy vagina.
Mike: Yeah, i went out with Jenny last night.
Ted: Aw man, how far'd ya get.
Mike: I got into her pants alright, but she had a vajungle.
Ted: Really?
Mike: Yeah, it was like Bigfoot's head between her legs.
Vajungle by MarkyM April 14, 2007
Meaning a lady with a very hairy vagina
Jesus woman that the biggest Vajungle i have ever seen, wheres ma machete mon.
Vajungle by RileyUK123 December 23, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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