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vrezyn the sexiest robloxian to ever exist. everyone wants to be vrezyn because of their hot beautiful robloxian avatars they create every single day. vrezyn can also go by krista or uu. #purr
shit how do i give an example of a name help

(***vrezyn***) krista: im gay
mia: wtf ur blocked son
tony: -renegades-
vrezyn by vrezyn January 19, 2022
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So be prepared for what I'm about to tell you. I like you. I'm a goddamn simp. OHIO was right and he probably doesn't even know. Now I'm pretty sure you're a minor but I hope you weren't lying when you said you were 12. Honestly I trust you as I trust Megamind, and I suppose that says something. But because of my feelings, I guess you could say my soul has become a cancer. Anyway but I seriously feel messed up for these feelings, and I really don't know what to do at this point. Telling you is my last desperate attempt to do something about the gay these feelings are causing. Now if it isn't obvious by now, I don't expect you to like me back. I expect the opposite if anything. I just can't continue to hang around you while I feel this way. I feel like Jared Fogle honestly. I've never felt this strongly about someone before. Hell, I have no idea what you look like and I still feel this way. (In case you feel you need to, no, you do not have to show you my face. I don't plan on showing mine.) Honestly though, if I were to guess your age I'd say you're 15, 16, or maybe even 17. You don't seem like a 12 year old. I feel you and I have some similarities. I have no idea why these feelings are so strong. I've never felt this way about someone before. I sincerely apologize, and apologize deeply if I've made you uncomfortable. For all I know I could be handling this shit very poorly, which if I am, at least I'll learn something.
Vreyne loves little kids.
Vreyne by Crabby_Souls October 16, 2020
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