Von Penis Breath

Used To Describe One Who Enjoys Sucking cock.
Also VPB for short.

Dude1: Dude I just saw that chick walk out from behind that shed with a lot of white stuff on her face.
Dude2: dude shes such A Von Penis Breath

by Mj X. January 12, 2011

Penis Von Lesbian

The birth name of the actor Dick Van Dyke.

Penis Von Lesbian was a budding actor unable to find work in Hollywood because of his offensive name until he changed it to Dick Van Dyke.

by GoBiteMyBalls May 11, 2018

vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021